By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

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Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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foreverhappy98 10

I'm sorry! My birthday is on Thursday. Anyways, happy birthday!

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killthedead 13

Are you hinting that you want your stool and rope wrapped?

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martin8337 35

That's hardcore

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worldclassrager 39

Are you turning 13 or something? Or do that just hate you that much? And finally how does he deserve this?

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RedPillSucks 31

In return, place some of your stool at his doorstep

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FroggerForReal 11

Those neighbors are assholes they shouldn't be doing stuff like that because it isn't funny. Sorry OP they ruined your birthday.

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Hipnog 15

Don't let that ruin your B-Day, OP!

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morpanda 9

Getting kinky up in here. Ha just kidding.

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Epickitty58 29

Wow. Those people may as well have attached a note to the stool that said: "Happy birthday, _(OP's name)_! Why wait? - _(neighbors' names)_" OP- Happy birthday! And congratulate your neighbors on becoming official fucktards.

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