Today is my birthday, it's also Trump's inauguration. FML. - FML

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By Kelps - 20/01/2017 00:18 - United States - Malden

Today is my birthday, it's also Trump's inauguration. FML.

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CheeseClown 1

Tuesday 31 January 2017 2:01

I know, that's the worst

abrahambrown 0

Friday 3 February 2017 14:33

All these dumb libs

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RussianDickbutt 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 17:54

Then you shouldn't of been born

RussianDickbutt 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 17:54

Then you shouldn't of been born

Mynxie 26

Monday 30 January 2017 10:20

You can look back on that day as the day America Became Great Again. With the past several presidents having two terms, you get to enjoy 8 years of Trump. I know I will #MAGA

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:26

was this a joke??

CheeseClown 1

Tuesday 31 January 2017 2:01

I know, that's the worst

inappropes 31

Tuesday 31 January 2017 4:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Bearsmomma 30

Friday 3 February 2017 5:51

My son's birthday too.

abrahambrown 0

Friday 3 February 2017 14:33

All these dumb libs

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:37

ohhh ho ho~ the irony in that statement. 57% of Americans with post graduate degrees identify as Democrat versus the only 35% that identify as Republican. Conversely, only 33% of white males with only "some college" (no degree) or less education identify as Democrat, while 54% of them identified as Republican. Suck on those facts, haha.

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