Today, I witnessed my mother argue with my aunt on the best way...

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By "733yoda" - 20/04/2018 23:37

Today, I witnessed my mother argue with my aunt on the best way to get my grandparents (their parents) high. This turned out to be useless when my grandmother barged in and excitedly ate a brownie before they could explain. FML

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Monday 23 April 2018 23:33

did she WANT to get high? because otherwise that's drugging without consent

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interesting33 36

Monday 23 April 2018 23:33

did she WANT to get high? because otherwise that's drugging without consent

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