Today, I went to the beach with my friends (were all guys). When... - FML

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By Hard mushroom - 05/07/2018 17:44 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went to the beach with my friends (were all guys). When we got there, my friends told me it was a nude beach. We all stripped and they couldn’t stop laughing at my penis (I’m circumcised, they aren’t). They talked about it and looked at it so much, I got a boner. FML.

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Leeono 26

Monday 9 July 2018 13:30

Try not to rise to it. I would make some circumcised penis jokes but there is not “mushroom” on these comment sections so I will have to cut some off.

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Leeono 26

Monday 9 July 2018 13:30

Try not to rise to it. I would make some circumcised penis jokes but there is not “mushroom” on these comment sections so I will have to cut some off.

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