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By CaylaMack - 05/06/2016 06:37 - United States - South Jordan

Today, I went on a date. He texted two of his exes the whole time and then tried to make sexual advances on me. Why can't I find someone normal? FML
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julioon29 9

Sorry. Some guys just don't care

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purple_haze31 2

I went on a blind date ( which I never do) he was like 6 inches shorter than me , looked like he wasn't fully evolved and had 2 black teeth. He pulled out a swiss army knife and called it his pet and asked me to come back to his place ( he lived with his parents) for hot sex. Needless to say I ran and pretended to have an emergency.

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julioon29 9

Sorry. Some guys just don't care

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purple_haze31 2

I went on a blind date ( which I never do) he was like 6 inches shorter than me , looked like he wasn't fully evolved and had 2 black teeth. He pulled out a swiss army knife and called it his pet and asked me to come back to his place ( he lived with his parents) for hot sex. Needless to say I ran and pretended to have an emergency.

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