Animals: Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While... - FML

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Arteaga 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 9:04

well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

BbYhRtLsS 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 9:02

wow!! FYDogs Life!!

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Georgi74 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:36

wow i guess plastic bags arent really recelycable

PlutoSA 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:46

Now that's some serious convenience.

Aniblecoby 0

Monday 8 November 2010 5:58

dogs are so weird. Mine only eats one kind of food, but he'll eat stuff like that.

match21 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:16

Thats ******* disgusting. Poor dog.

maxrider 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:31

uhhhhhhh O.o

amberlove94 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:54

w t f haha

zls22 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:51

That's called recycling.

seanrox126 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:54

somehow.....you just lost the game.

papidrew16 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:48

man thanks suks

simon_lala 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:43

you're a great owner. no joke. I would never reach in my dogs butt for anything!

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