Today, I was trying to improve my relationship with my mother,... - FML

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By mato - 08/07/2018 01:23

Today, I was trying to improve my relationship with my mother, so I asked how her day was. She responded with “Do you really care?” and then stomped off in her heels so hard I think I suffered hearing loss. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 10 July 2018 8:50

I'm just going to assume it wasn't a very good day for her

interesting33 36

Wednesday 11 July 2018 19:10

it sounds like there are some unresolved issues there. it is great you are trying to improve your relationship. maybe sit her down and explain that you do care and this is what you are trying to show. tell her you do want to spend time with her.

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chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 10 July 2018 8:50

I'm just going to assume it wasn't a very good day for her

Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 10 July 2018 20:32

"I would like to, but you're making it a bit hard."

interesting33 36

Wednesday 11 July 2018 19:10

it sounds like there are some unresolved issues there. it is great you are trying to improve your relationship. maybe sit her down and explain that you do care and this is what you are trying to show. tell her you do want to spend time with her.

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