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TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Quiet despair

Anonymous - 13/05/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML

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pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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Liam. - - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Sometimes, it's better to say nothing

Lauren - 05/09/2025 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML

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Jaled - 11/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a guy I have a bit of a crush on. Trying to break the awkward silence, I made a joke about our situation, saying, "Well, at least we're not on a desert island." He replied, "Yeah, but I'd still prefer the island; at least then I could escape." FML

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She definitely heard

Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Never mix business with pleasure

Anonymous - 23/06/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was stuck in an elevator with my workplace crush for 10 minutes. Trying to break the silence, I nervously said, “I’ve always thought you were amazing.” She smiled and whispered, “I thought you were the new maintenance guy.” I work in marketing. FML

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The Draught of Living Death - 17/07/2018 15:00

Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:47

I would have released a huge sigh of relief, maybe adding a 'thanks goodness', just to make her paranoid.

zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:44

man, he didnt have to go that far.... could have least been nice

the_chin 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:29

._. does the connectivity run even if you're in an elevator? sorry, i'm not so sure about it D:

melicakes 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:11

Ha. sucks for you, but she could still probably think your cute? Just didnt want to like sound weird by saying your cute like right when she sees your or something? Idk. there is hope though... haha

shellybean87 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:27

ouch... what a bizwich

howdy_dbag 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:51

ouch, harsh, but i also have to agree with #8, well worded. I am sorry it insulted you, but I am happy you posted it bc its hilarious

hundredsofhawks 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:42

YDI for being ugly.

prospekt1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:23

u should have stop the elevator and raped her

mindcontrolify 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:00

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA, SORRY ('= That is hilarious, and ****** up ('= HAHAHAHAHAHHA (so sorry for laughing. and typing that I'm laughing. because I could've said that I'm not laughing. But I am..)

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:39

ouch. give her a nod then pull out your phone and say "hey thanks for picking up, there's an unattractive girl in this elevator I didn't wanna talk to." lol somethin like that