Today, I was sick, had to get ready for work in 20 minutes, and...

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By somehownotfired - 22/10/2017 04:38

Today, I was sick, had to get ready for work in 20 minutes, and had laundry in the dryer. My mom was nice enough to bring me my laundry, and I promptly fell asleep against a dryer-warm blanket. I woke up about halfway through my shift. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 25 October 2017 15:28

Glad you weren't fired. Hope you are feeling better.

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 25 October 2017 15:28

Glad you weren't fired. Hope you are feeling better.

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