Intimacy: Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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btstig 11

Monday 12 March 2012 12:05

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Monday 12 March 2012 12:04

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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liviafml11 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:09

thats not a good thing

dragoongirl90 34

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:48

That's evil! What the hell is wrong with her?!

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 16 May 2015 7:42

That is as cruel as flicking a women's nipple when it's tender... Ouch..

DaRito 25

Thursday 23 July 2015 18:27

At least it was a Seinfeld reference

jairolover 25

Thursday 7 July 2016 3:45

that's a situation where I couldn't blame you if you reflexively punched the living shit out if her.

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