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By makiju - 13/11/2012 21:23 - France - M?zi?res-sur-seine

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

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AGhost5445 25

Wednesday 14 November 2012 6:20

He has a short temper.

izawesome96 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 6:19

Stand farther away when u talk to him

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 24 December 2012 3:13

FYL OP. Not much you can do when you have to take orders from a guy so dumb.

Drakonxanous 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 22:09

They say you get further when you are on your knees. It sounds like a great idea for you lol.

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 8:10

I feel bad for you, OP, but I also feel bad for your boss. He has to live with being so insecure that he would get angry over something so petty and senseless. Hang in there.

ThePieGuy0817 29

Monday 14 January 2013 7:23

Being tall is awesome... 6'6" at 17 years old and still growing.

paintedchocolate 30

Tuesday 15 January 2013 16:27

Time to get down on your knees, baby!

Mortoli 30

Friday 28 February 2014 3:31

Lol I'm same height. Sry for ur luck though

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 28 February 2014 13:06

What a dick

lil_jimmy 29

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:45

I use to get that a lot from parents growing up. Not my fault I'm a foot taller

alexanderavatar 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 15:09

bow down to him and say yes master

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