Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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msbeans 13

Thursday 11 December 2014 12:49

pmsl smart cat, retaliation in a dutch :p

Chikioke_ 5

Thursday 18 December 2014 0:43

That is NOT how you play with the pussy sir.

JackHuason 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 14:53

That's why you don't mess with your sister's pussy

mrdeathtrap 9

Tuesday 13 January 2015 21:42

you sir are very mean to the cat.

johnwilkesbooth 10

Thursday 22 January 2015 19:53

.. why would you fart on a kitten?? are you human?? do you have a heart?? have fun with your ass farts and kittens, dude

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 21 February 2015 13:55

And that is why you shouldn't mess with a cat. They're vindictive little *****.

SchelleForelle 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 21:36

Karma OP :D

grigri75 35

Tuesday 19 May 2015 23:17

dat buttscratch, though

rohan111993 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 13:00

Strangle that waste of oxygen!

stargirl3498 15

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:36

You play with kittens naked?

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