Work: Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

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Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:09

I would've gone ape-shit.

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Thursday 5 September 2013 21:51

Well... is the monkey doing a good job...?

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