Love and Intimacy: Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing....

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Comments

Felice Godin 19

Sunday 29 September 2019 2:28

no mothers should not be screwing their daughter boyfriend that is disgusting and as mother she has no morals and no respect some lines shouldnt be crossed