By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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kemando 22

How did he find you in a state??? It's not like nobody in your state has the same name as you

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redmnky21 8

its called profile info genius

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destroyer69 0

U and him will be doing the dirty stuff within a week

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sporty1200xlr 6

You look ******* creepy! Are you the stalker?

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Hiphuray4peas 27

Gamers... typically computer savvy.

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eccentrix 12

YDI for using the word 'Xbox' like that.

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kittyluv425 5

First step: move. Second step: get a new phone. Fyl

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