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By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Fort White

Today, I was fired, because while the company's founders (husband and wife) were having sex, the wife moaned my name and now her husband thinks I am sleeping with her and fired me, I just got promoted. FML

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Friday 9 September 2016 14:12

Talk to hr. That's not even remotely okay.

HUGBUG 23

Friday 9 September 2016 14:32

I don't think that's legal

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Friday 9 September 2016 14:12

Talk to hr. That's not even remotely okay.

HUGBUG 23

Friday 9 September 2016 14:32

I don't think that's legal

Echo13243 13

Saturday 10 September 2016 20:36

America doesn't need a cause for termination

A_Troll_Account 3

Friday 9 September 2016 18:42

Doesn't matter if you did not that's not legal to fire someone, demote, or punish them... Take it up with HR and they will sort it out. But in the mean time talk to his wife and ask why she did that.

roryabester 8

Wednesday 14 September 2016 5:27

so if your getting fired anyway you might as well help her fufill her fantasy

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 20 September 2016 16:05

Take a trip to hr

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