Kids: Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line.... - FML

By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

Monday 21 July 2014 19:38

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Monday 21 July 2014 18:18

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Monday 21 July 2014 18:19

Your kid is awesome

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thorssin 8

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:25

Best baby award goes too... OP'S BABY!!!

juanschwartz 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:36

Your child is awesome.

thestoryofmylyf 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:41

I love your son!

maigan332 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:51

I wish some people would mind their own business

kacironi 13

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:03

that's the best thing I've ever heard

yoursandtg1997 1

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:07

Love it!

Nat52482 25

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:22

You show em baby!

bombielol 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:30

way to go baby :)!

_Badluckbrian_ 5

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:32

That baby is going places

Kayjose 8

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:38

good baby

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