Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

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Comments

IneffableLullaby 13

Sunday 16 January 2011 8:18

You deserve it for being a dumbass and having sex while the family was still home. -_-;;

RinnieRiot 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 11:28

Lol, you should throw it out next time.

mrjmaster1234 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:55

haha

leedivinchi 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:13

well that's too bad, but I don't quite understand.. you took a used condom and threw it on her floor? then stepped on it? that's disgusting.

metalwolf 17

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:19

It was stuck to your foot? How do you not notice anything like that? If i get tape stuck on my foot i notice it right away.

dmantheplaya 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:27

your a dumb ass. plain and simple.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 18:31

Don't ******* have sex in a house your/their entire ******* family is in, dumbass. I once walked in on my brother and his girlfriend, in a house full of people, where their door wasn't even locked. It's ******* disgusting.