Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention... - FML

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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luigi23_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:02

that sucks you should have punched him

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:41

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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derekwhip 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:37

You're lucky to be alive! I've heard about people dying from getting hit by a hockey puck.

sythe511 28

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:37

Elbow the old guy in the neck and grab the puck

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:15

I've choked on teeth :( it's horrible. FYL OP :(

JCRouzer29 27

Sunday 22 September 2013 8:52

Am I the only one thinking lawsuit?

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 2 May 2015 1:09

one of the reasons hockey sucks

Mcstud1y 30

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:12

Always pay attention

TheSmartAss10 21

Saturday 9 January 2016 3:38

That's pretty impressive considering the arenas are lined with plastic plexi glass windows so it's impossible for that to happen.

heatherrr17 19

Wednesday 22 June 2016 19:12

Thats dumb u got hit by it u should get the puck

risingtide 19

Tuesday 5 March 2019 17:22

Sounds worse than Baudelaire's series of unfortunate events

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