Today, I walked into the house after a week long vacation and... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 20:28

Today, I walked into the house after a week long vacation and was greeted by a rancid smell. After searching every room, I discovered that my roommate had been sticking her used bloody pads on the sides of the garbage can in her bathroom. FML.

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Monday 7 May 2018 22:42

are you sure was purposefully sticking them? sounds like she didn't wrap them up Welland they got stuck accidentally and she didn't realise. she probably just emptied the bin without looking. it still sucks though. she should have looked

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interesting33 36

Monday 7 May 2018 22:42

are you sure was purposefully sticking them? sounds like she didn't wrap them up Welland they got stuck accidentally and she didn't realise. she probably just emptied the bin without looking. it still sucks though. she should have looked

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