Today, I tried to throw a party this weekend with a few friends... - FML

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By Loser Lover - 02/04/2018 01:07

Today, I tried to throw a party this weekend with a few friends and a girl I like. She's the only one who showed up, and she was here all weekend, along with me. We're both super awkward, so neither one of us could get up the nerve to actually talk to the other. FML

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Wednesday 4 April 2018 13:35

Hey, that could be a good thing. Maybe she likes you too!

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Echo 8802 14

Wednesday 4 April 2018 13:35

Hey, that could be a good thing. Maybe she likes you too!

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