Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

I agree, your life sucks 560

You deserved it 45

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

Comments

Zman158158 6

Wednesday 18 June 2014 17:15

Well that escalated quickly

Strider207 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 23:32

You... Your stupidity... Your insensitivity... You must be some sort of evil hell spawn.

avila_boy22 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 4:50

maybe you shouldn't have said anything

SofiaM0517 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:34

Dump them both

NamelessFace 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 16:38

And that's why I don't text people. Ever. FYL.

scarred_foreva 40

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:14

Yes, because that would have changed the outcome completely.

Black_Ink 20

Monday 1 September 2014 5:42

Well that escalated quickly

Alikgentry 8

Tuesday 2 September 2014 6:18

I hope he was attempting to joke...

ashleigh_b 12

Monday 8 September 2014 23:30

The secret life of the American Teenager

12VCumminsCowboy 5

Sunday 28 September 2014 1:49

At least he's honest. Lol

randomgirl1234 20

Wednesday 15 October 2014 18:47

I hope you dropped both. Cheating asses.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 464

You deserved it 1 911

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 469

You deserved it 73 186

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 554

You deserved it 5 438

Today, I was at the lake with my family. I was drinking from a can of soda but didn't realize a bee flew into the can. I didn't swallow it, but I now have Kylie Jenner's lips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 827

You deserved it 1 007

Today, like every month, I need to summon the courage to tell my husband that I’m on my period. When he finds out, he’s gonna go out and sleep with other women until it’s gone. He has “urges” and “needs sex every day” and if I "can’t give it to him someone else will.” I’m disabled and can’t afford to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 027

You deserved it 195

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 863

You deserved it 6 544