Kids Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center....

MJjunior - 31/08/2011 16:04 - Australia

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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GhettoBeast - 08/09/2009 04:42 - New Zealand

Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML

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Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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Nose job

pignose - 05/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML

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mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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Al Pacino

scar face - 20/04/2023 06:00

Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML

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Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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SwaggerMelon 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

Did you give it back?

Snapple95 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

Poor kid .

Pirate_llama 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:45

This was pretty funny. lol

fadedflyer16 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:58

ur not only a fag but a wannabe gangster!!!

KatyB_fml 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:17

Fyl haha what are the odds of that ever happening!

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Friday 2 September 2011 0:31

Was the kid related to Michael Jackson.

tromboneninja93 5

Friday 2 September 2011 0:51

#14, that is pretty funny. hahahaha

qhostred 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:44

Voldemort!!!

guitarmonkey69 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:45

Speaking of noses Pinocchio, this never really happened. I'm sure.

theblackzach 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:17

O_O

mandude567189 1

Friday 2 September 2011 4:24

Wow that's like 1 and 30,000 chance. Unlucky

zman1422 3

Friday 2 September 2011 4:25

Jesus how hard did you pull?

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