ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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ICATiger 13

Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......

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taytaylal 11

Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.

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bubo_fml 10

"Hey Boss! Just running down to the shitter in the lobby. The one on our floor smells like a finish line at a Taco Bell 5k fun run!"

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sweetzombie88 0

You definitely deserved to be busted. With the job market the way it is you should definitely not be pulling crap like that.

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coolstorybro6 6

Tell him you wanted to talk to him or any other lie

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hipposrock101 6

dude, it's snook off work early not sneaked... :p and ydi

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jasef 7

Actually, sneaked is correct. Snuck is becoming more common, but sneaked is valid past tense for sneak.

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T1A2Z3 34

I'm pretty sure he's joking. No one thinks it's Snook 😂😂

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dkaiser24 0

You should've rappelled down the side of the building. It works in the movies...

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Tyrax 16

"Hey boss. What floor? ... No, I'm going to my car. ... What? Oh, I left my water bottle/phone charger/some files." Or you say you were coming to find your boss and tell him you weren't feeling well.

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