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By Hairy Beast - 13/05/2016 00:54 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I realized that I have a lot of arm hair when I found a piece of lint stuck in it. Oh and by the way I'm a girl. FML

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awesomeamandas 37

Friday 13 May 2016 10:57

you can shave your arms. problem solved.

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awesomeamandas 37

Friday 13 May 2016 10:57

you can shave your arms. problem solved.

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