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By Frustratedwife - 23/05/2016 10:01 - United States

Today, I realized, not only has my husband never given me an orgasm, but it's also gotten to the point that I have to actively think about pretending to moan during sex. Oh well, at least I only have to pretend for 2 minutes each time. FML.
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CrazyBear085 7

communication is the key to better sex. plus its your husband, chances are you knew what the sex was like walking into it so YDI hardcore.

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Demon_of_Light 27

If you never communicate your needs with him, you can't expect him to fulfill them.

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CrazyBear085 7

communication is the key to better sex. plus its your husband, chances are you knew what the sex was like walking into it so YDI hardcore.

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billboob 21

Don't you love it when people moan behind people's backs expecting sympathy? Your problem is sex isn't very good for you, your husband's problem is that he has a bitch for a wife, who would rather insult him on a website than tell him and ask him to try something else, you would rather have boring sex and moan, you're just a goddamn victim aren't you? Poor dear, YDI so goddamn much.

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Demon_of_Light 27

If you never communicate your needs with him, you can't expect him to fulfill them.

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pudges 4

You two need more foreplay and just experiment with each other, let him know what you like and don't like. Otherwise he'll never learn. And don't fake moan. Because then he takes that as he's doing a great job lol

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