Today, I realized I have been playing way too much Sims when... - FML

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By kino - 20/11/2018 05:05

Today, I realized I have been playing way too much Sims when I tried to change the color of one of my shirts by tapping it. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:04

I don't normally say this, but I think you might need to spend some time outside.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:04

I don't normally say this, but I think you might need to spend some time outside.

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