Today, I realized I couldn't remember the last time I had a date.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2018 22:52

Today, I realized I couldn't remember the last time I had a date. In high school girls didn't date me because I looked too girly and cute. A few years later, I worked out, gained muscles, grew a beard and they still won't date me because now I look like a fuckboy and I'll only break their hearts. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 21 October 2018 9:48

Then find a middle ground. Shave the beard off, and tone down the muscles a little, and you should do fine.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 21 October 2018 9:48

Then find a middle ground. Shave the beard off, and tone down the muscles a little, and you should do fine.

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