By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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V19Spartan 1

Halfway through were you like this bug just won't come off?

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Life_sucks_13 6

All you have to do is use a potato! It stops bleeding really fast!

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Babydoll4ever 7

I did the same thing when I was little(like 3 or 4). I freaked out..put lots of pressure!

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ffcloudforever 0

That was real smart....next time, look before you scratch! Like any normal person who thinks they have a bug on their arm -_-

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Carol57 2

Need glasses, maybe?!?

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