Work: Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't... - FML

By besosforme - 21/02/2015 04:17 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

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besosforme 26

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:08

Actually... It was! I'm thinking about breaking the contract with this company (after they pick up the finger- and the rest of the waste, of course). They've been nothing but unreliable and difficult to work with.

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unidentifieduser 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:12

I used to love the word "marinate" but this has forever ruined it for me.

rieebee 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:10

"Smell my finger!"

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Icemist 6

Wednesday 4 March 2015 4:22

simple breach of contract. make sure in the future you add a clause that if they fail to make scheduled stop you can contract another company to do the work at there expense.

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 18 January 2022 17:09

it's in the trash. How could it possibly matter?

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