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By Anonymous - 28/07/2016 14:03

Today, I met this really cute girl at the pool and we were hitting it off until I figured out she may be related to me. FML

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PerilousCondign 9

Friday 29 July 2016 2:26

How did you figure it out?

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 29 July 2016 4:47

Was the pool at the hot springs in Arkansas?

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PerilousCondign 9

Friday 29 July 2016 2:26

How did you figure it out?

ERaj1123 18

Friday 29 July 2016 4:39

If she's your second cousin or further it isn't incest you know.

GhostFox 33

Friday 29 July 2016 5:30

Maybe not illegal incest, but it's still close enough of a relation that, if there has been a similar couple in their direct lineage within the last three to five generations, it increases the risk margin. Not to any crazy number, but it's still a significant increase compared to a less related individual.

DeliMeat08 14

Friday 29 July 2016 22:41

I actually learned about that in a YouTube video #4. The other day, FilmTheory was doing a video on Game of Thrones character Daenarys Targarian and her family.

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 29 July 2016 4:47

Was the pool at the hot springs in Arkansas?

SirSweggins 9

Friday 29 July 2016 13:30

Sweet home Alabama

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