Today, I managed to go home with a really hot guy after drinking... - FML

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By BJlady - 15/07/2017 06:44

Today, I managed to go home with a really hot guy after drinking at the bar. Things got a bit exciting on the way home, so when we got to his house I started giving him a blowjob on the front lawn. Only to have his flat mates walk out of the house and catch me with his dick in my mouth. FML

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user53658 15

Friday 21 July 2017 14:28

Wow, I thought giving a BJ on a first date is, ehh, questionable, but giving one just after meeting someone, in public, that's a whole new level...

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user53658 15

Friday 21 July 2017 14:28

Wow, I thought giving a BJ on a first date is, ehh, questionable, but giving one just after meeting someone, in public, that's a whole new level...

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