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By oops - 06/05/2016 20:15 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I made the fatal mistake of mentioning to my group in Gym class of straight guys that I have a strong grip. They won't stop asking me if my grip comes in "handy". I have to deal with this until the group project in this class is over. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:12

And this is why people fight for school harassment, especially sexual, to be taken seriously. Warn them you will report them if they don't desist, because they are making you uncomfortable. If they don't stop, tell the teacher and take it up the chain from there.

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applesaucerox 10

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:33

That blows.

GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:12

And this is why people fight for school harassment, especially sexual, to be taken seriously. Warn them you will report them if they don't desist, because they are making you uncomfortable. If they don't stop, tell the teacher and take it up the chain from there.

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