By aplashlove - 19/08/2016 00:40
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I'm sure your mother would rather be spared the truth in this case. Not sure how your jaw could dislocate from that as they aren't connected. Maybe you're prone to random jaw dislocation. In that case you could make up 12 million other stories to tell your mom. Trust me, she doesn't wanna know the real story.
Was it really jaw dropping sex?....
How did you break your jaw?
She had sex before mariage.
It isn't broken. Read the fml again.
You realize it would work either way dumbass
It's situations like these that brought about the concept known as "white lie."
a big Jaw breaker
sohigh10
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You had an ****** so powerful it dislocated your jaw the first time around.. Who is your boyfriend and have him give me a call :|
Scootythedog
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Just say you yawned
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Was it really jaw dropping sex?....
I'm sure your mother would rather be spared the truth in this case. Not sure how your jaw could dislocate from that as they aren't connected. Maybe you're prone to random jaw dislocation. In that case you could make up 12 million other stories to tell your mom. Trust me, she doesn't wanna know the real story.