Miscellaneous: Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post... - FML

By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

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Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Xxak907xX 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:11

Why would you agree to that...?

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Monday 28 November 2011 1:12

I'm worried about the other half of op's school.

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iWoggle 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:16

Idont care if they make the chicken noises at me, but i never do bets. See, kids. This is why.

EmoVampire13 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:48

YDI for agreeing to a bet. derrrrp.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:50

Cheaters never prosper.

kelis_fml 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:52

Why wouldn't you just own up to cheating?!

anncorinnelife 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:40

Ur dumb.

annonomusCG 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:48

ur dumb. why wouldn't you admit the cheating. ohhh one bad grade. that's just sick dude.

stlim93 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:07

Why would you agree to the deal at first??

zander4310 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:21

dipshitt! hahah

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:01

Ydi for making that bet in the first place

piffles211 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:43

WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THIS

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