Animals: Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll...

By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

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Saturday 18 October 2014 21:55

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 18 October 2014 15:54

Or nuts.

gracehi 31

Saturday 18 October 2014 15:57

Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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TypoFairy 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 10:08

Squirrelly wrath!

yunhee2000 10

Friday 7 November 2014 17:31

Ahahaha! Can't blame the lil bugger for trying.

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Sunday 11 January 2015 11:14

You must be Candice XD

1thatonedude1 15

Wednesday 25 May 2016 1:49

you're not supposed to feed wild animals, as they become dependent on humans

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