Today, I learned that after saving my virginity for the guy I've... - FML

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By TheUntouchable - 07/12/2017 17:13

Today, I learned that after saving my virginity for the guy I've fallen in love with, he won't date me, or touch me, because Im still a virgin. He still thinks I'm " super attractive" though. FML.

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 December 2017 18:57

OP, so where do you live? ;-)

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 23 December 2017 13:15

My use of ;-) in this instance is of the playfully teasing, tongue-in-cheek variety, not the "seriously, let's get it on right now" version. Next time I'll append an "lol" to make it obvious, ok? :D

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 December 2017 18:57

OP, so where do you live? ;-)

PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 12 December 2017 9:11

Congrats on automatically landing yourself in the "creep" bin. Seriously, joking or not, that sort of thing tends to freak women out because of... a lot of reasons.

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 23 December 2017 13:15

My use of ;-) in this instance is of the playfully teasing, tongue-in-cheek variety, not the "seriously, let's get it on right now" version. Next time I'll append an "lol" to make it obvious, ok? :D

ellenmellon 6

Friday 8 December 2017 19:31

Ditch him

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