Kids: Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room...

By transcendingnerd - 13/04/2015 10:46 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 19:14

Maybe you were the cause of her distress.

xxlinneamxx 17

Monday 13 April 2015 19:16

Looks like you have quite an independent sister there.

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c_wyld 21

Monday 13 April 2015 19:22

Awww that's so sweet.

dakatabg 31

Monday 13 April 2015 19:22

She knows better

tranced_ 45

Monday 13 April 2015 19:23

secretly watch over her like a boss!

Pauline96_fml 20

Monday 13 April 2015 19:26

Maybe you need to leave your room more often

ShatteredPulse 15

Tuesday 14 April 2015 13:04

What does that have to do with anything???

NickEd 11

Monday 13 April 2015 19:29

that's pretty awesome

chefnoel22 11

Monday 13 April 2015 19:44

She told you!

ShatteredPulse 15

Tuesday 14 April 2015 13:05

Told him what ._.?

gracehi 31

Monday 13 April 2015 19:48

Think your parents would mind if I adopted your little sister?

Yarecho 14

Monday 13 April 2015 19:51

She be so boss! XD

sstahpp 33

Monday 13 April 2015 20:06

Meh. 2 years olds. It happens.

wickedhyype 17

Monday 13 April 2015 20:24

Thug life ain't easy

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