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By tired - 26/07/2016 10:06 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I have a job interview early in the morning. I have insomnia, so I woke up early the day before to try to fall asleep earlier in the night. It's now 3am. I've been thrashing around in bed for around 5 hours now thanks to anxiety. I guess that plan failed. FML

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KayPlay 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 6:02

I've accepted the fact that there is no controlling insomnia. I have embraced it and became Batman instead of sleeping

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KayPlay 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 6:02

I've accepted the fact that there is no controlling insomnia. I have embraced it and became Batman instead of sleeping

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