Today, I had to study for am important exam. Instead, I got in... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 04:28

Today, I had to study for am important exam. Instead, I got in an argument on the internet over whether Caitlyn Jenner had transition surgery. FML.

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Jackey 29

Sunday 20 October 2019 2:32

So, today you decided to fight with strangers instead of studying. Sounds more like a poor life choice, rather than life f'ing you over. That said, it's happened to us all...

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Jackey 29

Sunday 20 October 2019 2:32

So, today you decided to fight with strangers instead of studying. Sounds more like a poor life choice, rather than life f'ing you over. That said, it's happened to us all...

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Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my mouth blue. I then asked the make-up artist why they didn’t do more : "You’re so pale it looks like you’re already dead". FML

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Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

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Today, when my husband told me years ago he wanted to parent just like his dad used to, I had no idea that meant helping with practical stuff like cooking and nappy changing, but otherwise ignoring our kid's emotional well-being and telling them to buzz off when they try to talk to him. FML

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Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

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Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

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