Today, I had to explain to my 15 year old daughter that her shit... - FML

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By rouser - 03/09/2018 18:06

Today, I had to explain to my 15 year old daughter that her shit stinks just like everyone else’s and she needs to use air freshener. Apparently she thought flushing gets rid of the smell. It doesn’t. FML

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Thursday 6 September 2018 18:43

Just flushing is normal though. What needs to be done is periodically cleaning the entire bathroom because air freshener just hides the smell instead of getting rid of it.

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Bloo2555 22

Thursday 6 September 2018 18:43

Just flushing is normal though. What needs to be done is periodically cleaning the entire bathroom because air freshener just hides the smell instead of getting rid of it.

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