Intimacy: Today, I had to clean out over 2000 earthworms out of the bathtub...

Come on! You can't just leave this here and not tell us how there happened to be 2000 earthworms in a hotel bath! I mean, I sometimes wonder whether there is enough grime around a hotel bath to grow vegetation but 2000 worms is taking the piss!

Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 9:46

How did they worm their way into the hotel?

farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:18

Some weird fetish or what? We need a follow up OP!

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