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By Dribble, not shoot - 06/07/2018 20:47

Today, I had a wet dream while camping with my friends. Rather than coming in the tent with my friends, I put my shoes on and rushed outside to let it dribble out. In the morning, I saw visible cum stains on my black flip flops (the only shoes I brought). My friends know what the stains are. FML.
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Is it too late to claim you encountered a ghost, and it covered you in ectoplasm?

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sadCowboysfan 20

How did it manage to get on your flip flops? Unless you pointed your dick at the ground, in which case YDI, your feet should have been out of the “splash zone”.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Is it too late to claim you encountered a ghost, and it covered you in ectoplasm?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I had to press YDI when I saw you only brought flip flops on a camping trip.

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sadCowboysfan 20

How did it manage to get on your flip flops? Unless you pointed your dick at the ground, in which case YDI, your feet should have been out of the “splash zone”.

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