Today, I got the stomach flu. I haven’t been able to get a good...

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By Nope - 19/10/2018 16:17

Today, I got the stomach flu. I haven’t been able to get a good nights’ sleep in two days. I also have my Midterm Exam (take home), a 4-page research paper, and a logo design project due next class. I can barely get out of bed. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 22 October 2018 5:59

Contact your professors, explain how ill you are, and ask for an extension. You might need to get a doctor's note, though.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 22 October 2018 5:59

Contact your professors, explain how ill you are, and ask for an extension. You might need to get a doctor's note, though.

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