Health: Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying...

By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

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KristaAaronn 25

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:47

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:20

They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

stillalive33 14

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:21

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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Linnmeow 11

Monday 8 September 2014 5:06

I'm jealous of all these funny wisdom teeth stories. After mine, I just kept asking what time it was over and over.

cavy102 10

Tuesday 16 September 2014 5:41

1) They are. Haven't you seen Spatula Madness?? 2) When they hit me with the anesthetic to take mine out, I apparently recited Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol.

miranda9202 15

Friday 1 January 2016 11:48

the bowl forking world is going to be taken over by those monsters........spooooooons...... XD

cjl922 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:35

When I was on anesthetics I tried to convince my stepdad that he was wearing "special ADHD gear"

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