not the cook - 09/06/2013 17:38 - United States - Wernersville

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
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notjanedoe 27

Culinary classes. Or alternatively you could leave leaflets with sensible parenting advice and the address of your restaurant all over town.

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5oapbox 4

Am I the only one who's wondering how he found this out? I can't imagine parents literally saying this, unless it's as a joke.

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buddy51 23

"Parents, bring your misbegotten spoiled progeny to OP's restaurant! Their gastronomical horror will make them puppets for your authoritarian control!!" I think, OP, that you've got the perfect exercise in very bad taste... YDI for being clueless to the howling screaming torment of the house full of kids with crushed spirits!!

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Mamaluigi619 4

sorry but that actually made me laugh

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5oapbox 4

The Ramsey joke's been made unfortunately. Twice. /:

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ManicGypsy 22

I thought Amy's Baking Company was in Arizona, not Pennsylvania. LOL.

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Ziggy122 15

Sounds like you gotta get your place on Restaurant: Impossible.

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Steve95401 49

When you dine at this restaurant, you pray after you eat.

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dead_insects 18

reminds me of natural born killers ^_~

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