Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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Zurr 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:21

I wish I had your boyfriend.

Kingsandman 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:32

omfg x'D he's a fuxking genius

dajoce 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:34

Hahahaha that's hilarious... the boyfriend is awesome.

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:57

and the problem is what exactly?

BMH73 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:58

Pics or it didn't happen

djh1996 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:02

YDI for having a boyfriend who is soooooo bored with you that he turns to stacking things on you

dan81892 2

Friday 7 August 2009 6:04

your boyfriend is awesome.

xgothxbutterflyx 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:11

Ok first of all your boyfriend sounds awesome and second of all i dont get y this is an FML

Gavik 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:30

YDI because your boyfriend owns.

Maksimillian 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:37

The only part that made it funny was....."and the cat"

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