Today, I flipped the bird at a fly that has been hanging around... - FML

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By numbat97 - 12/06/2018 10:45

Today, I flipped the bird at a fly that has been hanging around my window all day trying to get out. Then I realised someone was walking past on the footpath outside. He saw me. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 June 2018 3:50

I've flipped off many things in my life; friends, strangers, God... but I've never been so mad at a fly that I've flipped it off. That's a new level of frustration I've yet to experience.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 June 2018 3:50

I've flipped off many things in my life; friends, strangers, God... but I've never been so mad at a fly that I've flipped it off. That's a new level of frustration I've yet to experience.

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Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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Today, at work as a meter maid, I had a man scream at me. He had a handicapped license plate on his 3-wheel motorcycle and said he could "park in any handicapped spot and not have to pay the meter". He wouldn't believe he was wrong, even after the police chief backed me up. FML

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Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

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Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

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Today, I spent three hours cleaning my apartment for a date. I then took a nap, only to wake up to find my cat had destroyed the place. Lucky for me, my date never showed up, and I ended the evening drinking Prosecco while sadly swiping through Tinder. FML

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