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By Medcanyon - 31/05/2016 08:29 - United States - Surprise

Today, I finally got the courage to ask to ask for this cute guys number, since we been flirting quite a bit. I guess his new very recent girlfriend didn't appreciate that for she was standing right behind him. I now have a missing chunk of hair. FML.

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Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:30

That she took hair out of your head would indicate she has no idea how to be a mature person. Claiming by taking from another is very much a child-like behavior. Steer clear of cute guys that get OCD girlfriends.

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:30

That she took hair out of your head would indicate she has no idea how to be a mature person. Claiming by taking from another is very much a child-like behavior. Steer clear of cute guys that get OCD girlfriends.

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