Today, I fell down some stairs... I'm so used to it I didn't... - FML

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By "jojolovesyou134" - 10/12/2018 21:12

Today, I fell down some stairs... I'm so used to it I didn't realize I was hurt until the adrenaline wore off... 2 hrs later in front of my supervisor... FML

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jojolovesyou134 17

Saturday 22 December 2018 6:36

I had many years of physical abuse so I'm not sure what is just a general pain or a new Injury

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 14 December 2018 1:07

What the hell? How can you be used to falling down the stairs? Are you a stunt performer? Do you have an untreated inner ear infection, or dyspraxia, or some other thing? Even Buster Keaton wasn't that clumsy, and that dude fell over a lot for a living.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 14 December 2018 1:07

What the hell? How can you be used to falling down the stairs? Are you a stunt performer? Do you have an untreated inner ear infection, or dyspraxia, or some other thing? Even Buster Keaton wasn't that clumsy, and that dude fell over a lot for a living.

jojolovesyou134 17

Saturday 22 December 2018 6:36

I had many years of physical abuse so I'm not sure what is just a general pain or a new Injury

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